Quotes, quotes, quotes...

Some quotes that I find quite okay and funny.

...you think loving him is your biggest mistake
but then, how can it be so wrong if it feels so right?
If ever you made a mistake,
its not that you love him,
its thinking that someday he'll love you too...

Women need a reason to have sex.
Men just need a place.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

It's so great to find that
one special person
you want to annoy
for the rest of your life.

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.

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